bite the butter

While going down on a girl , you get a chunky mouthful of what tastes like salty butter

Gary : ...So last night I went down on Lisa and , oh man , I had to bite the butter.
Matt : Aww hell no , That's nasty !

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Soft as butter

An expression to describe an absolute pussy who makes the most cowardly person look like a hero.

Therefore, one who is 'as soft as butter' is so feeble that they are likened to butter.

Q: Is Tim playing footy this weekend?

A: No, he is soft as butter

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Buttered Thunder

This is when you vomit on your own dick and then stick it in her.

Dude was so drunk he accidentally gave her the buttered thunder.

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butter face

The reason why paper bags were invented.

Nikki's got one hell of a body. Yeah she's a little repulsive in the face, but that's nothing a paper bag can't fix.

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chode butter

Sweat originating from the scrotum of males (ball sweat)

When I tea bag Brett's mom, she loves to lick my chode butter.

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Duck Butter

Duck Butter is the gooey substance that is formed next to the ball sack and in the butt crack. This is formed by lack of hygiene, long days of arduous sweaty work, and native americans. Duck Butter is made up of oil, sweat, dirt, and sometimes cum stains. This mixture of components under the proper temperature, humidity, and friction, forms a buttery substance that leaves stringers when your balls are seperated from the inner thigh, or when you spread your butt cheeks. Colors can vary from brown, yellow, white, to an occasional green. The consistancy is that of mucas.

Person 1: "We don't have any margerine for the grilled cheese sandwhiches."

Person 2: "I only have some Duck Butter; however, we should probably not use it."

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butter finger

n. a candy bar consisting of layers of brittle sweet heaven. best when put in a dary-queen blizard.

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 bar (60 g)
Servings per Container 1

Amount Per Serving
Calories 270 Calories from Fat 100

% Daily Value*
Total Fat 11 g 17%
Saturated Fat 6 g 28%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 135 mg 6%
Total Carbohydrate 43 g 14%
Dietary Fiber 1 g 4%
Sugars 29 g
Protein 4 g
Vitamin A 0% * Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 2% * Iron 2%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs:
Calories: 2,000 2,500
Total Fat Less than 65 g 80 g
Sat Fat Less than 20 g 25 g
Cholesterol Less than 300 mg 300 mg
Sodium Less than 2,400 mg 2,400 mg
Total Carbohydrate 300 g 375 g
Dietary Fiber 25 g 30 g


"hey that butter finger isnt free ya know?"

"hey that butter finger isnt free ya know?"

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