A choad load is used as an adverb before something.
It's a lot like shit load.
Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.
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when sumone has a chode that is so wide that it would please a man or woman no matter what.
dude his dick is soooo chode-tastic it ripped my asspussy in half.
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The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.
God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth
He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes
Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
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A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;
hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.
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A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.
Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Marisa: Hey, how was your night?
Ally: Horrible!
Marisa: Why?
Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
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1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.
2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.
A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...
2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
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A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.
After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.
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