COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

Covid-🐼

When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.

Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.

Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19

Can you send me a covid nude?

Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine

Fuck virtual covid

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills

Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.

Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution

Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on