It’s a bastard who is a cowboy with an accent
Hey you cowboy baoustard! Get back here!!
A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!
Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!
When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up
parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.
He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.
a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce
"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"