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parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.
He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.
Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
It’s a bastard who is a cowboy with an accent
Hey you cowboy baoustard! Get back here!!
One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were
You're just a real Water Cowboy
When you bear hug another man and shape your two fingers and thumb like a gun to finger his arse
Don't make me give you a cowboy hug
An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
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The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.
Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!