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The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!
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What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Evrything english teachers say is a pile of anal crap.
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a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(
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after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.
Crap basket *oofties* noun
*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT
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noun. A person with an fugly or shate-covered neck. This is an insult often used by children 6 feet tall, named clair.
Hey ass-breath, crap-neck!
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When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."
After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)
Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"
Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"
Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"
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That weird stuff that grows inbetween the tiles of the bathroom floor and if unchecked it will turn into a giant nose monkey and eat us all!!!!!!
Hey man I got tons of gooply goppy crap in my house and it turned into a monkey and bit off my liver munchies
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