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An abhorrent individual who panders to every single desire of a corporation, or multiple corporations. The corporate cunt is most typically seen slaving away gleefully under the employment of said corporation(s); Merrily dancing the capitalist dance whilst their paymaster dictates their every move, like a pathetic little puppet. They derive great joy from their puppetry, much to the disgust of the non/less-delusional folks, who are all too aware of their depressing, degrading, soul-sapping plight as corporate puppets, and have the misfortune of coming into contact with them. As a result of this joyful stimulation, the corporate cunt dedicates their life to advancing their puppetry status in the form of 'promotions', and can therefore usually be found in - or working towards - management positions within the corporation.
The corporate cunt can be seen in many forms, although usually the individual can be seen prancing around in a boring suit, or perhaps a cheap, pitiful looking uniform if they are lower down the 'career ladder'. They can be either male or female, and of any race. Originality is frowned upon, and therefore their personal grooming styles are very much 'middle of the road', to an eye-gougingly mundane extent.
Devoid of charisma, compassion, and decency, the corporate cunt plays everything 'by the book,' for they have been brainwashed extensively in order to perform their role as effectively as possible.
Man 1: "Fucksake man, I was three minutes late 'cause of the traffic and Paul's gone and given me a written warning!"
Man 2: "What a joke! I tell ya - that guy is an A-grade Corporate Cunt if ever I saw one; Fucking jobsworth - He lives and breaths his job. I despise him, with every single facet of my being"
Man 1: "Spot-on my friend, spot-on - he's doesn't realise that he's just another drone, rearranging the deck-chairs on the sinking ship of life"
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(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.
The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.
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Fucking the pussy aggressively!
The way Daddy Mattie hits it you could call that nigga' a cunt monster!
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When you tear that pussy up. Make that baby sore. Induced by vigorous, mind blowing sex that leaves her sore to the touch and finding it difficult to walk for days.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaaahhhh. She's got the cunt burn.
Braaaaahhh. If your mom is walking funny today don't worry, it's just a little cunt burn from my visit with her last night.
An excessively lazy and arrogant person. One becomes a sloth cunt when they partake in an act with no moral regard for anyone else.
"Did you see that girl with hepatitis double dip her french fry? Such a sloth cunt thing to do."
"If the world were full of sloth cunts we'd all be fucked."
To serve cunt is to do something so absolutely undeniably femme* and fierce. To give the audience (whoever that may be) something that slays so hard it can only be recreated by you alone.
*You don’t have to be ‘femme’ to serve cunt. The ‘femme’ in this case is just referring the mindset, mostly of absolute domination and confidence.
No matter what she does, Bayonetta can’t seem to NOT serve cunt every. single. time.
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The best fuckin' country in the world. If ya miss ya bus, you can just catch a kangaroo. Gotta look out for drop bears though, they're real sneaky cunts. And don't forget to feed ya fucking pet croc. Mate
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