The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.
A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday
“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”
The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can
Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one
An Old Man who will destroy the internet
Dave the sesh lord will destroy memeulous
To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face
After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots