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The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty
David's Law:
David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
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David romero has the biggest dick in the world he gives girls the best dick of their life he has fucked 10 thousand girls and his pullout game strong so he got no kids
David romero will give the bes sex
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A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.
Dude! You should have just bought a new log splitter, you're totally being a David Taylor!
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When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.
Holy shit she just got the david copperfield!
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A prime reason why sarcasm should be elevated into an exqusite art form!
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18th century Scottish philosopher and historian. Considered one of the "British Empiricists" along with Locke and Berkeley. Known for his dry, understated style of argumentation, Hume's arguments undermined among other things, the credibility of miracles, the notion of intelligent design, and the traditional philosophical underpinnings for the existence of God. His works "A Treatise of Human Nature", "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding", "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals" and "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" are all considered classics of Western philosophy.
Read David Hume if you want to get schooled in philosophy, you dumb Platonic chump.
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