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dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016


Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.

Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!

by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019


gutter dildo

A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.

"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."

by JamJamz April 2, 2015


3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.

Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!

by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020


Dora dildo voodoo

You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.

You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours

by Doras dildo November 6, 2020


Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024


iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 10, 2018