Sudden Urge for Useless Knowledge disorder is a product of the smartphone era where an un-contained train of thought ends in a random question that you simply must look up the answer to. Very frequent during an exam period or other moment of extended monotony.
~I wonder if the actress that played Lyndesy Lohan's twin in 'The Parent Trap' has been in any other movies I know~ "Damnit SUUK Disorder"
"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."
Somebody who has Alt Disorder most likely will create lots of alts for websites. An example of a website would be Imgflip. It can be shortened to ATD if you will.
Person #1: I heard somebody has ATD.
Person #2: Oh no! I hope that somebody with Alt Disorder can stop their alt making sometime soon!
When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.
"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate
A child who gets everything they ever want and still shows no respect for their parents or adults in general. Expects money to be handed over whenever it's needed but still chooses to act like an asshole at all times. Swears like a drunken sailor and thinks that YouTube is the answer for everything.
Man, look how that kid talks to his mom, must be a case of Connor disorder.
a mental condition marked by needing to constantly refresh results on google, usually relating to presidential and senatorial elections.
The 2020 elections have given me manic refresh disorder.
A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”