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Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.
"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!
The best part of Toxicity - System Of A Down.
"You!
What do you own the world
How do you own DISORDER, DISORDER
Now!
Somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere...
Between the sacred silence and sleep
DISORDER, DISORDER, DISORDER!"
A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.
I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!
Its a mental disorder that effects the way youself and or other people. You may have this, if tou struggle with change in personality every few weeks,Little to no sleep or activity,Being on a electronic more than usual,Feeling disconnected, Feeling more or less yourself,Trying to cope using unhealthy ways.
Get checked out for Multi-Personality Disorder.
Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.
By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.
A disorder which everyone loves Toms cat named Willow and will do anything for her even if it's life or death
I have Willow Disorder
Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.
CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.