Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

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fake follower

An inactive social media follower.
One who does not like, comment, or interact with posts by an account that they follow.

Derek is such a fake follower, he never likes my pictures.

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fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

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Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.

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fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

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Fake Bitch

Someone who doesn’t answer their siblings phone calls anymore

Ellie is a fake bitch

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Fake it Rain

Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!

Guy 1: All I can afford is a drink or a lapdance before last call

Guy 2: Just Fake it Rain and let's dip

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