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Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time
"Dude I got so messed up last night"
"How?"
"I was cali flipping"
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a form of mental gymnastics one would use to reframe a previous claim and save face.
it was quite the Faucian Flip to say masks dont work, then say you need three
When somebody tells everyone that they can do something really cool so they gather everyone around and when the person does it, it is not that cool and they kind of mess up.
John jumping off the balcony was such a Jarad Flip.
the skating trick you "landed" like 5 times yesterday.A.K.A. the chavez flip
your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip
When you have literally nothing else to say when in an argument, or when you can't think of an answer quick enough
Person A: Yeah SO like I just said, YOU'RE A RACIST
Person B: uh.... Flip Flop
Flip flops are by far the most annoying shoes on he planet. When you walk up or down the stairs they sound like a bullet being shot. Also if they break there's no way to put them back together.
Flip flops stop being floppy and annoying!!!!!!!
The weapon your mom bares and its the thing you should fear once you "accidently" told your mom that you declared war by breathing air.
Guy 1: Oh shit my mom is coming i better hide. She is 100% gonna have the flip flop ready in hand.
Guy 2: RIP dude.