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When you step on a lego you killed yourself
My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot
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Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.
Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'
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Crazy voodoo lady from St. Thomas Island. In the 40s Cow-foot women worked in a meat packing factory. Her leg was caught in one of the machines and was replaced by a cow leg sewed back onto her leg. Cow-foot women hates the smell of tobacco so the people of the island burn tobacco too keep her away. She is real and she is still alive. There is no real proof of her existence but the native islanders still believe in the voodoo Cow-foot women.
Run! its Cow-foot women.
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A piece of hard skin on your feet that you need to scrape off!
I've been working hard all week, my feet are killing me! They're covered in foot nuts!
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Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.
Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."
Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.
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Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."
My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.
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A more polite way of saying "For Fuck Sake" for fuck sake. An expletive expression that is used when something goes wrong, doesn't work or is a general annoyance to ones self. Can also be used as an expression of surprise or shock.
"Four-Foot-Snakes my damn computer has crashed again"
"Four-Foot-Snakes my bloody car wont start"
"Oh, Four-Foot-Snakes what the hell have you done that for" ??
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