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The act of shitting onto your lover's head.
"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."
3 people on top of each other having sex
Dude I had the best French wedge with your mom and dad last night
(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.
Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
When you visit Paris, hook up with a friend in their apartment. In your acts, forcefully shove a pre shaken up Fanta soda into their anus. Their muscles should pop the tab on it, exploding their anus with the sticky, sweet, orange substance. And now, you have committed your very first French Fanta.
Yo, I heard Ricky just did his first French Fanta last night! The apartment smelled so bad afterwards!
A cologne made by Tyler the creator sold in golf le fleur
Nardwaur: What does Tyler the creator smell like?
Tyler: French Waltz
A massage in which the guy rubs the girl's tits.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a french massage as we made out.
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