lap ham

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals

I was playing with my lap ham.

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Going ham

Going ham is when you thrust a girls head repeatedly down your dick until shes gaging/chocking/crying

Bro im going ham tonight with Emily, don't worry I'll clip it for you

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Arch Ham

Noun - An extrememly unpleasant, dishonest, stupid, or manipulative person with significant power or authority, especially over you. A more extreme version of Capital Ass.

Origin: Music industry term.

1. "The booker at that club is an Arch Ham."

2. "Man, that talent scout turned out to be a real Arch Ham."

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ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

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go ham

Verb.

the act of having sex in a very intense manner, more intense than usual, sometimes a side-effect of smoking weed, causing the female to (usually) applaud the male for days.

Baby you went HAM last night! That sex was amazing! I LOVE it when you go ham baby!

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go Ham

when a black person personifies the evil of their supposed forefather Ham, who was cursed by God in the Christian Bible

all those rap songs that mention the phrase "go Ham"

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Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

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