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“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”
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When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull
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Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
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"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "
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after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis
man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!
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Erroneous translation from English to Spanish of "cock".
"Why does IBM suck a fat cock?" erroneously translates to "why does IBM inhale a fat hammer?"
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One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).
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When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.
Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.
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1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.
"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."
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