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high fidelity

A great movie starring John Cusack, Jack Black, and Todd Louiso.

High Fidelity is a good movie.

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

98πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


High quality

Not to be confused with good. Taylor Swift songs may be high quality but they're total garbage. ISIS head chopping and suicide bombing videos may be high quality but they're fucking disgusting. Hillary Clinton speeches may be high quality but 99.9% people would rather want her to shut the fuck up.

My monitor may be ultra high quality, but it doesn't mean crappy porn looks any better in it.

by 32121 August 8, 2016

29πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Methuen High

A high school in Methuen that is so dirt poor that it doesn't even have walls between classes, and it's a school that essentially magnifies everything high school life has to offer.

It has an unbelievable past record in sports and past accomplishments, but more problems with the students who inhabit it than any other school in the entire New England area. It's certainly considered a shithole in many aspects, but some people seem to enjoy the randomness of the place. Like the rest of Methuen, almost everyone here is a stoner or has something else fucked up with their life one way or another. Others have major anger problems. The school is comprised of four sections, North House, South House, and the Media Labs (also known as ML Hallway) on the top floor, while the SC and BE sections are downstairs along with a few elective classes scattered around. North House is mostly language classes. South House is Math and History. The ML Hallway has Skills classes amd Health. The SC section has science classes and science labs. BE is anything and everything technology.

Methuen High school is filled with /b/tards, newfags, weeboos, faggots, anonymous retards, people who play The Game, and stoners galore. Methuen High school is also the victim of numerous bomb threats and false fire alarms on a nearly monthly basis. There have been a couple years where threatening to blow up the school was trendy or something because it happened like once every other day for a while. All in all this plays back into the randomness of the school. If the school ever had a legit fire alarm, lockdown, or bomb in the building, everyone would die because no one takes it seriously anymore.

Methuen High School is full of failures. The school average was recently determined by a survey with horribly stunning results. 49% of the school is in the D and F range. It's not that everyone is stupid, it's that because of all the druggies, no one really cares. Most drop out and say they'll go back for their GED but of course no one does. Most people who graduate still end up failures in life because no one has the incentive to actually go to college where your future starts to matter.

Basically, the school is again a shithole filled with no-life teens who screwed up the whole city they live in. However, on the very rare occasion that Straight Edge kids go through the school, it tests them to their limits, and they turn out better than everyone else and go on to live lives as laywers, business men and women, or even return to the school as teachers to try and fix the crap that was screwed when they were kids. Little by little, the school is improving. In recent years, dividers were added as 'walls' to make teaching easier.

As stated before, Methuen High magnifies everything. You either come out a ruined, lifeless stoner zombie who becomes an hero later on in life because everything sucks so bad and it's your own damn fault, or you become a very successful person who lives life happier than the average Joe. Methuen High is a true testing ground of all your aspects and traits. It's problems are what make it ironically great.

Methuen High had another bomb threat today, but no one went home.

Fire department is pissed because Methuen High pulled the alarm... again.

Out of 100 freshmen in Methuen High, only about 20 graduated.

by Spades Neil November 3, 2008

53πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


South High

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South High School is located in Bakersfield, California. Was once an all white racist school. But now is filled with the majority of Mexicans and African Americans. It is known to be the school that is "ghetto". In sports, they're not the best, but that is because many parents decide to send their kids to rich schools or schools which are supposedly good in sports, due to the fact of South's "ghettoness". The school on the other hand is ghetto and gets down, no doubt about it. It's the school with the students that handle their shit, no talking or discussing, if you're talking head, you are dealt with. So this school is not fake like other schools such as Stockdale, Frontier, Cenntennial, Liberty, BHS. Etc. South High's rival is North High; each year in football they fight for the sword. If North has them and they lose, South keeps the swords, and vice versa. This school has some of the best programs. Their is always something going on. The school has taggers and gangsters. South High sometimes has tagging on their school from other schools, usually Golden Valley. Fights usually break loose at Planz Park which is just down the street. Gun shots happen during or after school sometimes. Lockdowns occur, no sweat. They have some of the best teachers unlike other schools with corrupted drug addict teachers. Many people say "South High is a bad school and ghetto."

Where do you go? - Hank.
I go to South High (Bakersfield). - Lee'Roy.
Oh. That school is bad/ghetto. - Hank.

Doesnt he go to South High (Bakersfield)? - Conner.
Yeaaah! He does. - Cate.
Lets not fuck with him then. - Conner.
I know!!! - Cate.

When asked where you go if you say South High (Bakersfield), some assume you're poor, ghetto, or dumb; but really South High is NOT a bad school. Schools look down on it b/c of low test scores.

by Niiiiiiiiiiiigggga. December 4, 2010

36πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Ego High

When you are "high" off of self-esteem. To be on an Ego High you are thinking highly of yourself, more often than not, β€œJocks” and β€œCheerleaders” stereotypically are always on an β€œEgo High”. You get ego highs from being complemented a lot, or when a complement sticks and you happen to agree with it, without thinking through. Normally ego highs only occur to people who don’t think highly of themselves on a regular basses.

Sometimes happens when you use Weed.

While on an ego high the following may happen
1)You may think you have a larger ______ than you actually do
2)You may be prone to agreeing with people when they complement you, instead of proving them wrong
3)You may be less acceptable to sarcasm when it is directed against you
4)You may think highly of yourself

After the ego high you will be normally sadder than you were before it.

1)guy on ego high: "Oh yea, my dicks huge."
girl in bed: *laugh*
2) girl one: "your so strong!"
guy on ego high: "yea, I totally know that"
3) girl two: "yea your not an idiot at all"
guy on ego high: "Why thank you!! so nice of you to say that"
4)guy on ego high: "Oh yea... I am just to cool"

by KingMuffin December 24, 2008

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Movie High

After watching a movie, its the feeling you get which makes you feel like it was one of the best movies you've ever seen. You talk about it the whole car ride home claiming it was amazing, but the next day you realize it was just an average movie.

Dude 1: holy crap that movie was amazing with all the actions parts!!

Dude 2: I know we have to watch it again!!!

Next Day

Dude 1: Yea, you know it was an ok movie. I dont wanna see it again.

Dude 2: Yea the movie tickets are so expensive anyways no one wants to waste their money. I guess we were just on a movie high.

by Fahot July 2, 2009

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


High Dive

When you poop standing-up.

That toilet in the gas-station restroom was so gross I had to High Dive.

by Borat Obomba October 16, 2011

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž