Recession Hit

When you can't afford to buy any herb because of tough times, so instead you scrape your pipe and smoke the resin.

"You got any weed?" asks Jared.
"No, money is tight, but we can take a recession hit," replied George.

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hit money

you are ugly, uglier then ugly “hit money”

Maddie beichner is hit money

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I'd hit it

1) Used to express someone's want to have sexual relations with "it"

2) McDonald's new slogan

1) Damn brah! Check out that fine peice of ass over there. I'd hid it all night long.

2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.

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Hit it and quit it.

When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one last time, and dump the bitch.

Dude, everything was great with Madi until she wanted a relationship, so I hit it and quit it. Example

Woman - "Baby, when are you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?"
Man - "Want to be my girfriend"
Woman - "Yes"
Man - "No more talking and lets get back to business"

After done having sex.....

Man - "Listen bitch, I am going to go and get in the shower and I want you to fucking disappear by the time I am out.

Woman - "But this is my house"

Man - "I didn't ask you to talk, I'm not getting into a relationship, I just wanted to hit it and quit it"

Woman - Leaves the house crying

Man - Makes himself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, takes a shit in the toilet and leaves it, climbs down the fire escape, jumps into his car snd take off

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res hit

It is when you smoke just the resin from the inside of your piece. If you do it right you should here a crackling noise and it tastes like shittt

"Man i didnt have any bud but i just did some res hits and i cant think right now"
"hahahaha"

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Hit and Run

When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.

Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.

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Hit and Run

When someone says something offensive, inappropriate, or in any way goon-like, on Facebook Chat, and then immediately goes offline to avoid consequences of the comment.

A Hit and Run is a sure example that the offender has Bitch in the Blood as well.

Eno: Damn DJ, remember when I whooped you in NCAA Football last night?!

DJ: You had Florida and I had Kent State, and you still only one by a game winning Field Goal!

Facebook Message: Eno is no longer online, and the message could not be sent.

DJ: God bless, he just delivered a nasty Hit and Run!

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