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After falacio has been preformed in the front seat of your car, you ejaculate in her eyes, punch her in the face, toss her out of the car, and drive home alone.
"dude, I heard you got head last night!"
"yea, but she was a biter."
"That sucks"
"yea, I know, so let her take a foggy walk home"
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Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
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Every American child in the coronaviral moment.
With his stay-at-home Mom and his stay-at-home Dad, he was now a stay-at-home kid. Watching cartoons and playing video games, he was unsure as to why they both seemed so anxious. That was only for a while. Wasn't it?
If you a boy and you date a girl and after y’all break up you date the girl bstf you automatically a home gurl hopper which means you hopped onto her home gurl
Made by:desto ~ecms~
“Bro I’m dating this girl,but her bstf cute tho ima break up with her to get with her bstf” “He a home gurl hopper”
A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.
Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"
unknown. tests have been run, however, origins of this entity have not been confirmed. advise CAUTION, has been sighted at local FurryCons committing unspeakable acts.
"ayo wtf is that home sae young from SQUID GAME?!?!?!"
When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.