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The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find
Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"
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A well-meaning phrase that seldom actually improves anything overall, but instead merely results in a lot of emotional discomfort and sexual-harassment accusations.
"Hugs not drugs" usually doesn't solve anything, anymore than dry-drunks are actually helped by being given sweets as a reward for not imbibing, which of course merely gets them hooked on sugar instead or alcohol --- it just trades one serious addiction for another. So all that "hugs not drugs" does is to cause people who would ordinarily crave drugs to instead begin invading others' personal boundaries by demanding affectionate gestures many times per day --- again, nothing is really "solved" or "improved"; it merely shifts the abuse from one destructive habit to another comparably-damaging-to-society activity.
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A gesture with the intent to show affection for someone in such a way that their actual body is not touched.
A reverse mental hug is perfect for when you're feeling needy and want to be hugged, yet at the same time cannot stand being touched physically by another human being.
Directions to Reverse Mental Hug
1) Turn toward lucky person who shall be recieving hug.
2) extend arms out (WITHOUT TOUCHING PERSON!)
3) turn palms away from your body. The back of your hand should be slightly below face level.
4) link fingers together
5) move body slightly to and fro, keeping fingers linked in front of you.
6) Smile
7) REVERSE MENTAL HUG!!!
Cara cringes whenever someone gets within six inches of her, but she can feel the love anyway with a reverse mental hug!
Rocky's garden gnome is frozen in a permanent reverse mental hug.
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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
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A one-sided hug given to somebody in need of one. Think of it as an emotional bail-out.
A: She looked like she was in need of an emotional bail-out, so I gave her a Wall Street Hug.
B: That was nice of you.
On April 12 National Hug Day is a day where anyone can hug whom ever they choose through out the day
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When you hug someone for more than 30 seconds. As Oprah tells you to.
She just got raped by an Oprah Hug
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