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when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis
Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad
Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.
“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”
“wdym?”
“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.
I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!
Refers to da substitute-for-grumbling-at-a delay vocal action dat you engage in while unexpectedly/unavoidably having to wait for something basic or mundane to occur, such as for equipment to warm up, someone to answer da phone, a web-page to load on an internet-computer, etc. Great for when you're either babysitting children (for whom soft singing is often an effectively-calming/soothing way of "placating them for a few" till a desired action/event can happen) or presently have one or more adult-colleagues there who need certain actions and/or information-locating performed on their behalf, and so you are sympathetically showing them dat you hate having to be held up, as well, just da same as they do.
Everyone loves da catchy "Alex Trebek waiting for da contestants to think of an answer" melody, so performing a round of "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold can work wonders to make everyone feel less grumpy/impatient at having to take a little longer than normal for something they want to happen.
What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.
You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P
Hold you penis...hold your horses
Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.