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this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
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A shitty show made by two somehow-famous dickheads where they talk for 20 minutes which is extremely boring. They don't deserve their fame and it's annoying when people say they're great when all they do is ramble in un-interesting videos
what's good mythical morning? a boring show that people like for some reason
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A morning that is, unbeknownst to you, extremely hazey. See also wordYou Suck/word.
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The guy at a who when ever your with them at night and it hits 12 am says good morning to everyone thinking he is extremely clever
Kanye West was at the club and once it hit 12 am he yelled out Good Morning! Everyone hated him even more for being the good morning guy.
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When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"
I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.
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when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.
i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.
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Spicy morning glory, describes the surprising immolation effects on a penis, owing to morning bareback anal, following a clandestine evening trip for suicide wings by the receiver.
I wish my partner had told me about their fucking trip to Wild Wings last night. Instead of our usual wake up ass violation, I got a non consensual dose of spicy morning glory.
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