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An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.
Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"
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you're one lucky ass you're about to get some
hey kyle lets go to your room ;)
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hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)
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When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
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Normally located on the top floor of a house, it is where two bestfriends of the same sex can digit each other
Clifton lets go to the mini sitting room so you can put four fingers in my arse and noone will know.
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1. A top end 1930's New York club as dreamt of by the character Rayford Gibson (played by Eddie Murphy) from the comedy film Life.
2. Also the same club as mentioned by the rapper Nas in the song "Hey Nas" off his Gods Son album.
1. Ray: The Cotton Club's alright. But it ain't got nothin' on The Boom Boom Room. If any of you ever get to New York, go to Ray's Boom Boom Room, the most happening spot in all of Manhattan.
Jengal: Jengally! jengally!
2. She offered me dinner under the moon I said, "Sorry, I made plans at Ray's Boom-Boom Room"
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An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.
Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"
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