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This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.
The belief that God banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the massive vagina. Also a compromise for the battle of Science vs God. In this compromise, no one is wrong.
"I thought God promoted abstinance."
"No man, obviously you haven't heard of the big bang theory."
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The concept of placing racism, typically that of white men, at the forefront of the discussion of (usually American) history and law. It labels race as a predominantly social construct and is often used to call people to fight institutionalized racism and privilege.
This theory is often criticized for labelling white people as incorrigible oppressors and bearing a strong resemblance to Marxism.
A: Critical Race Theory says the U.S. government was largely founded on bias towards white straight men.
B: Hey, I'm white and I'm not a racist
A: The fact you felt the need to speak up at all says otherwise
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A famous, funny TV show starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, and Johnny Galecki about a group of nerds and their antics.
The name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
The Big Bang Theory is the best show ever.
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the theory of one person being the bitch of another. such as (in the alphabet) "R" is the bitch of the "S", "R" is "S"'s bitch.
We prove the "S" and "R" theory, you are the "R" I am the "S".
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The belief that nothing exploded into everything.
By definition it is a religion and most atheists believe in it.
So, therefore, atheists are religious.
The Big Bang Theory is a religion, didn't ya know?
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Supposedly eligible males think that White jeans may help send a message that you're single and ready to mingle.
Dude, go talk to that chic in the white skinny jeans. White Jean Theory, man.
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