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When you have the one end of the bed tightly tucked, then fart under the covers, and then pull the covers over your bed partner until they are fully immersed in the stank and have become one with it.
I “ Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven -ed” Julia last night. She decided to press charges for domestic violence.
Slang for Briggs and Stratton, probably referring to how cheap and common they are.
"Hey man! That's a nice lawn mower!"
"Yeah! It's got a 20 inch deck, and is powered by a five-horse bugs 'n scrap iron!"
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another word for dick; a well-worked dick that is very powerful
1) hey girl, wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuk-nasty
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground
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Earthquake test by Downstrike on December 26, 2004.
No, the peeps on the beaches didn't get to a urinal before they pissed themselves.
This is only a test.
In the event of an actual earthquake...
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Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon
oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron
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you: Tony? does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000
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you: does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000
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