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Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).
Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?
Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it
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"I didn't get invited to the party, it's just a shot in the toe."
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Response when one has been proven wrong but is not humble enough to admit being incorrect or cannot settle with the other person's statement.
Person A: "That lady doesn't know what she's talking about! She said that President Kennedy was a Democrat!"
Person B: "But President Kennedy WAS a democrat"
Person A: "I'm just sayin"
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A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.
We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.
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Something you tell someone when you're kidding about kidding.
Bubbles (wearing glasses): Hi, guys!
Blossom: What a sight for sore eyes!
Buttercup: It's old four eyes!
Bubbles: Hey! You said you were kidding!
Buttercup: We were.
Blossom: Yeah. About just kidding!
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A whole month dedicated to a man's favorite pass time
Add a twist by just jerking to justin bieber
Guy 1: Hey man how's Just Jerk July
Guy 2: I burnt my meat worse than a roasted chicken
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a popular word that jayla says when somebody say some shit they know they not gon Do
you just talking
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