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A Retarded Large Tall Lizard Man That Drinks Too Much Water In His Meetings
Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard!
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1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.
Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
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When replying to a question, the use of Bro at the beginning of the sentence and the end of a sentence (like the use of quotation marks). Often used to say a witty/comedic comeback to the posed inquiry.
Example 1
Dude 1: My girlfriend got pregnant and i have no idea how!
Dude 2: Bro, based god fucked your bitch bro!
Dude 1: Nice use of Brotation marks, but that doesn't help the situation!
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A lizard
You : A ZUCK
MArk Zuckerberg : .........
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when about to cum, take out the penis and write your name on the females back.
I was having sex with this really huge black man when he pulled out and left his c mark.
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A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.
oh look another mark twain is on tv.
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