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When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)
Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!
Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
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A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.
Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.
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A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum
I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!
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A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.
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its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty
q:hello there james
A:your mums muff
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Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!
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1. It's a Jersey thing...
2. Vagina
Snooki poxy piece of muff cabbage
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