Love Muffins

An affectionate term for hips with extra fat, capable of grabbing hold of.
More commonly known as love handles or muffin top

c'mere and let me feel your love muffins, babe.

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muffin top

an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)

That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.

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blueberry muffin

It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com

Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.

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The Muffin Joke

A widely known joke of uncertain origin involving two personified muffins residing within an oven.

Has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. As with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first muffin's comment, but faithfully ending with "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A well known version of The Muffin Joke:

So these two muffins are chillin' in a oven, right? The first muffin says to the second muffin: "Ahh! We're in an oven..." The second muffin says to the first muffin: "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Cheese Muffins

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)

mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin

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g-muffin

1. An annoying person.
2. One who wears too many G-Unit shirts.
3. A person who thinks they're black just because theyre not white

1. Someone shut that G-Muffin up! he talks too much!
2. Isn't this the 13th day in a row that kid wears G-Unit shirts in a row?
3. HA! Look at that guy, he thinks hes black.

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muffin crust

The fat that overflows out of the sides of a female's lowrising pants (kind of looks like the crust of a muffin). She shouldnt be wearing them if she has muffin crust.

dude. that girl shouldn't wear a bikini. check out that muffin crust

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