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The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
Being the third guy to have unprotected sex with a girl. Pretty high risk of STDs
If I have to wait and get thug-nasty thirds after Andrew and Roberto again, I'll probably catch an STD.
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a vigorous humping up the rangers end.
"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
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evil, corrupt doings by corporate hacks that maim and kill people; fuck up the enviornment and generally make things horrible
W.R Grace produces some nasty ass shit in Libby Montana. Sometimes referred to has asbestos. Recent nasty ass shit at the Smithsonian.
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Nasty Nate McGee is common nickname given to that of a male whose looks and/or actions closely resemble that of a wild silverback gorilla. Animal control has been called numerous times for this mistake. This individual is often seen drinking a beer and is typically drunk before basketball games as well as late at night by himself. Counting to ten is considered a difficult task for this person. This male has no real friends, only ones that enjoy his television, sofa, his roommate, and the fact that he is 21. Formerly a pot head, now a roid freak. Nasty can be seen "shooting up" before workouts and long naps. This person can be given a tent, a hunting knife, and a bouncy ball, then be set loose in the woods and still have fun for weeks. McGee will not wait for you to go eat lunch and is not considered a good friend by any means. If you ever meet a McGee it is suggested that you do not run, but play dead. He will lose interest, just like a bear.
"I think that Nasty Nate Mcgee videotaped himself walking to the middle of a frozen pond. What a Douche Bag! Can you believe he thinks that is cool?"
"Did you hear that McGee peeled two bananas with his feet while double fisting beers and picking fleas out of his hide-like skin. Incredible!"
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The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.
Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.
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A bitch that is nasty like an ass
Jimmy should break up with that nasty ass bitch of his.
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