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A herd, group or congregation of nerds.
May be spotted in a nerd bird or library.
Jock 1: "Oh my God, Nerd Herd heading this way!'
Jock 2: "Shh, don't startle them I need help with my math homework."
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A X-nerd is a person who is totally obssess with X-men. They are really nerd and always drag X-men into any conversations. There faveourite movies are any of the X-men movies. They will kill you if you drag reality into a conversation.
Availible with or without rabies.
I am an X-nerd. Nightcrawlers pwns the potatoes out of you!
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The grime that collects on gaming mice and mechanical keyboards after countless hours of being handled by nerds.
I have to clean that nerd grime off my mouse before I go to the LAN.
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A feeling of euphoria one gets after seeing something truly awesome. Normally lasts anywhere between 3 weeks to 4 months.
Me: So, I just saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1.
Girl: How was it?
Me: I'm gonna be on a nerd high for a long time.
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A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.
Joel is such a ninja nerd, he acts normal but we know he's a huge geek deep down.
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A small group of 10 or so geeks/nerds that gather after school in Mr. Domingo's classroom. While some kids are reading and/or studying there, they participate in the unholy Academic Decathlon. They laugh at the stupidest of things, in which the jokes are questionable at best.
These are some of the kids I can recall that are Domingo's Nerds: (names may not be included)
•Responsible, helpful, blue-eyed Nazi that can be noted as the ring leader.
•Short Japanese girl with a high pitched voice.
•Pastey white male that tends to read in the back of the room.
•Bulky white male with a comically oversized goatee. Tends to say "Hello, friends!" with an idiotic look on his face. Possibly a homosexual since he requests hugs from men.
•Filipino male that hasn't completely fallen to Domingo's manipulation.
•Ping, an Asian that solves Rubik's Cubes. Nuff' said.
•Pong, shorter Asian prodigy of mine.
•Korean female that tries to be Japanese.
•Alan, Domingo's Nerds refer to him as "Keith". He looks British.
•Massively overweight Filipino girl.
Domingo's Nerds Classroom Example:
Mr. Domingo: "Alright, here's the toss-up! What is the term for the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter?"
*Goat boy buzzes in*
Goat Boy: Eisenberg's Theory!
*classroom erupts in laughter*
Uhm, what?
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Somebody who loves cars very passionately and has long-ass conversations if cars are introduced.
Oh, a car? Did you know the the Lamborghini Murcielago (from 2002-2010, rest in pieces)used an engine model that has been used for as far back as the Lamborghini Miura? That's over 50 years! The engine was very reliable and done it's job well, until it got replaced by the newer, more modern engine developed for the Lamborghini Aventador, which replaced the Murci. Speaking of out of date engines, the Skyline line of production vehicles had the RB26-DETT I6 engine from the Nissan Skyline GT-R R31 to the Skyline R34, before it got replaced by the RB30-DETT V6 engine, making about 300-ish horsepower.
"Uh, sir? This is a funeral."
Oh, my bad, just that hearse brought a lot of cars to mind.
"Man, you seem to be really heavy Car Nerd."
Sounds like something from the Urban Dictionary.
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