a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

U CAN OK

its a meme thats popular on a game called Age Of Empire II: Definitive Edition
the phrase means "you can do it", firstly introduced by Vivi aka Fat_Dragon on a team match with TheViper

TheViper got rainbowed on his base

TheViper: "I'm ded, wheres my teammate??"
Vivi: "U CAN OK"

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

can i tap that

Its a game you text someone and ask them "can i tap that" and you see what they say. If your good enought you might get laid. If your not then it will still be funny.

Me: When can i tap that ?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?

can i ride?

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way

1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍

Pick Up That Can

The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"

Metro police: Pick up That can

You: fuck

middle of a can tab

if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss

hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now