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When you're blowing a guy and he also wants to be choked.
"Yo can you believe Tyrone wanted me to take him to the Statue of Liberty!?"
Whilst the woman is bent over getting piped in the ass the male stands up straight raising his right arm int the air and during this sex move the male must be wearing a roman toga and be holding the bible
Guy 1: Me and sarah tried to do the statue of liberty last night
Guy 2: SO DID WE!!!!!
A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.
guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"
The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position
Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.
Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.
When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.
You are are on definite guy status tonight.