stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.

Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".