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After falacio has been preformed in the front seat of your car, you ejaculate in her eyes, punch her in the face, toss her out of the car, and drive home alone.
"dude, I heard you got head last night!"
"yea, but she was a biter."
"That sucks"
"yea, I know, so let her take a foggy walk home"
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Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
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Every American child in the coronaviral moment.
With his stay-at-home Mom and his stay-at-home Dad, he was now a stay-at-home kid. Watching cartoons and playing video games, he was unsure as to why they both seemed so anxious. That was only for a while. Wasn't it?
If you a boy and you date a girl and after y’all break up you date the girl bstf you automatically a home gurl hopper which means you hopped onto her home gurl
Made by:desto ~ecms~
“Bro I’m dating this girl,but her bstf cute tho ima break up with her to get with her bstf” “He a home gurl hopper”
1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).
1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.
2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?
when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.
Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.
Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”