white juice

The liquid that oozes from your body when your erect but can't ejaculate

I need to masturbate before you can start seeing my white juice

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Xan Juice

A drink witch consists of 2 ingredients
1.Xanaxs (3)
2.Sprite or any soda beverage that is lemon-lime flavored

Enjoy your Xan Juice Sleep Well

I got tons of Xan Juice

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spooky juice

A substance either dried or wet that resembles sex related liquids but are unidentifiable.

I laid on John's bed last night and some spooky juice got in my hair.

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giro juice

Cheap cider. Often seen being drunk by the scum of this earth, including neds, alcos and kevin hobbs.

I had fuck all money for a decent carry-out so I had to resort to buying giro juice.

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Moop Juice

A drink that will fuck you up. Also known as MJ.

2 1/2 shots of Rum

2 1/2 shots of Vodka

2 shots of Pepsi or Coke

2 shots of Red Bull
All in one glass

Dude I got so shit faced last night off of that Moop Juice

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Goose Juice

Cranberry juice and Grey goose vodka.

when you go to the store will you pick me up some goose juice?

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gunt juice

A milky liquid which resided within the folds of a large gunt. If left unattended, it may harden to form a gunt crust.

I was fucking this fat prostitute, and when I rolled her over she squirted gunt juice in my eye!

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