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when you go to five guys and see who can last the longest without shitting
yo man i gotta shit
if you do you lose the shit block game brah
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When someone or something gets in the way of or messes up intentions of performing sexual acts involving your cock.
(From Super Bad)
Me: I was so close, but he totally just cock blocked me.
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When you're about to score but someone ruins it for you.
Can be ruined for one or both parties.
Mood killer.
Best described with an example.
Haley and her boyfriend Andrew were having phone sex when Andrew's brother James walked in.
Andrew: Then I'll take off your shirt and your bra and bite your neck and pull your hair
Haley: I'll take off your shirt and your pants and get on top of you and start biting your neck softly
Andrew: Then I'll move down to your stomach and take your panties off and I'll start to eat out your pussy
Haley: Next I'll take your boxers off and kiss your dick, I'll get on my knees and start sucking your cock
Andrew: Mmmmmm, Baby, what's next?
Haley: I think that's up to you;)
Andrew: I want you to suck me until I'm rock hard and about to explode. Then I'll get on top of you and pin you to the bed and start to put rock hard cock in your tight, wet....
James: Hey man, what's up?
Andrew: You fucking cock block!!!
James: Who are you talking to?
Andrew: Haley!!! We were having a good time!!
Haley: Tell you're brother he fucking ruined it!!!
James: YOU'RE WELCOME
Andrew: Get out James!!! Baby, I'm not horny anymore. I'm sorry my brother's a fucking cock block.
Haley: Ugh, neither am I. Tell him that I'm fucking pissed at him.
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(A) Southern term for an ass whipping or whoping some ass. (b) Used to show level of depth for the act of doing something to soemone or something.
(A) That nigga was talking shit, so I beat the blocks off his ass.
(B) The chick's cooter was so tight, I had to take her back to the crib and beat the blocks off it.
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When you go in to pet a dog and some one steps in the way to pet the dog in front of you.
“ Ayo I wanted to pet my dog but you dog blocked me”
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When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.
Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.
Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!
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a friend (usually male) that will not allow one, to sex up someone else (usually female)
Man, why did that asshole cock block me last night, she was so drunk I was gonna get some.
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