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The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...
It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"
Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
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When you jump and then nut to jump higher
Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead
Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut
When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so
I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do
When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
I play the victim card and ask people to jump off a cliff
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When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.
I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!
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The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
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