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A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.
“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
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A large yellow and black vehicle used for transporting children and teenagers alike to a hellhole called school. Often times, the bus seats are really uncomfortable, and the temperature is not controlled well, let alone that the passengers are normally idiots and try to get on your nerves in the best way possible. In the summer the bus gets too hot but in the winter it's too cold. Ironically the children and adults use the exact same bus, resulting in crowded buses with absolutely no leg room in between seats.
I hate the school bus because it's filled with idiots.
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Columbus, Ohio: The most miserable, pathetic turd of a city ever shat into existence.
You: "You know what's good to do in c-bus?"
Friend: "Pack up and get the fuck out!"
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The smell from a little kid who had peed themself in the middle of the night, you don't know until you smell them for the first time.
Ooh, dang kid! You smell like a bus stop.
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L'in the P...LICKIN THE PUSS!!!! or L'in the BD...LICKIN THE BUDUSS
"Yeah he L'ed her P last night...he said she should DOUCHE IT OUT"
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Noun: Someone set up to take the fall, a patsy. The dupe who's thrown under the bus when things go south.
The only way I'm down for putting a key logger on the bosses computer is if I know I'm not being set up as the bus target here.
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When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.
Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.
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