white juice

The liquid that oozes from your body when your erect but can't ejaculate

I need to masturbate before you can start seeing my white juice

spooky juice

A substance either dried or wet that resembles sex related liquids but are unidentifiable.

I laid on John's bed last night and some spooky juice got in my hair.

giro juice

Cheap cider. Often seen being drunk by the scum of this earth, including neds, alcos and kevin hobbs.

I had fuck all money for a decent carry-out so I had to resort to buying giro juice.

Moop Juice

A drink that will fuck you up. Also known as MJ.

2 1/2 shots of Rum

2 1/2 shots of Vodka

2 shots of Pepsi or Coke

2 shots of Red Bull
All in one glass

Dude I got so shit faced last night off of that Moop Juice

Xan Juice

A drink witch consists of 2 ingredients
1.Xanaxs (3)
2.Sprite or any soda beverage that is lemon-lime flavored

Enjoy your Xan Juice Sleep Well

I got tons of Xan Juice

Goose Juice

Cranberry juice and Grey goose vodka.

when you go to the store will you pick me up some goose juice?

gunt juice

A milky liquid which resided within the folds of a large gunt. If left unattended, it may harden to form a gunt crust.

I was fucking this fat prostitute, and when I rolled her over she squirted gunt juice in my eye!