legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.

Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table

Ah! Put your table fry away!

cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.