no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

Set the Table

During a 3+ way when a man cums on and around a women's vagina right before the other people involved. eats her out.

Mayour also be referred to as "Marinating the chicken" or "salting the meat"

Things got interesting last night. Emily was getting hungry so I set the table on Nicole like a gentleman should.

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Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.

I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.

I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.

Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?

scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,

my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.