Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch

The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.

Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.

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This could be a big brain play by Toast

A phrase said most often by Corpse Husband while playing Among Us, as a strategy to get Disguised Toast voted off if he's still alive by late game. No one wants to get caught up in his genius, and imposters especially fear being found out by him.

Toast: "OK... I know who the imposters are."
Other streamer: "Alright, Toast. Who do we vote?"

Corpse: "Wait... This could be a big brain play by Toast."

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Asian style french toast

A singaporean style french toast is made by rubbing one toast with the chef's dick and balls, so it gets all chill with semen. The other toast is rubbed with the ass so it gets good shitty flavor. This delicacy is particularly enjoyed by people from Singapore and Malaysia.

"hey, did you see the french toast scene in Road Trip? That is an Asian style french toast!"

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Do you need some butter for that toast

Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

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plain piece of toast pretty boy

A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a pretty face and shitty humor.

Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.

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A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

Eat toast

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away