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A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants
I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.
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When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
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Getting head from a ginger girl/guy.
“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
“She bad?”
“Ye.”
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Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit
Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks
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Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.
Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.
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The sexual action of sitting on a partners head and rotating the ass in a circular motion.
John gave Becky a Halo Top so hard it gave her a bald patch.
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