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When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"
Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
Partying all night and then not going to bed and continuing the party into the next day
“Holly was being a bitch again, so Ric didn’t come home and turned the corner. It’s Sunday and he hasn’t been to bed since Friday. He’s actually turned two corners in a row”
"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."
A phrase commonly used in the Mcjuggernuggets series "My Virtual Escape". In the series, the characters often interact with on another in a VR world/alternate dimension known as "EVE" which is controlled by The Overlord. The joke is that the world is very cold and since The Overlord runs it they want him to turn the air down.
Yo when you see The Overlord tell him to turn the fucking AC down.
When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.
Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”
worst thing for a dancer especially on competition/convention days. no one wants it. everyone has a bad turning days.
“today is a bad turning day for me”