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paint her walls

When you fuck a chick and cum inside her painting her pussy walls white with cum

Bro I was banging that slut from the bar and I had to paint her walls

by Someguy1989 May 15, 2023


painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020


Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

by floordaddy May 25, 2023


painting the room

Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.

Where is Bobby?

Oh he is painting the room.

by Provoked January 29, 2014


Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church November 30, 2012


losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016


Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

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