To cum on your sex partners ass.
Liberace loved to be painting it with Rock Hudson.
Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
When you are hitting a thicc baddie from the back and you aren't trying to turn her into a single mom just yet. Before you bust you pull out and nut all over her butt cheeks...in essence creating a masterpiece like the mona lisa on her butt cheeks with your nut.
Damn, you see Sadie's massive dumper? My GYATTTT I can't wait to paint some cheeks tonight!!
Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.
A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.
I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”
Blowing your brains out; shooting self
Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.