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~if u are not accepted to sp its because ur family doesnt own a jeep, ~ur webshots document ur life (if u dont have them u obviously have no friends),
~"going up the hill" is code for "going to the bathroom to fix the hair and apply the makeup, then panting up 8 million steps to the lunch room where u strut ur stuff down the isle and guys stare like they've never seen a girl before".
~lax is a must; if u dont play it (or at least go to the games every weekend) ur life has no point
~spirit dance is a big makeout fest and if ur not grinding with the nearest person than u shouldnt be there
~girls get rides with random people who have the newest jeep up the hill every morning to prayers where they sit there and pretend to sing with the faculty.
~fake tanner and fake blonde hair is part of the dress code.
~where guys are welcome in every class as long as mrs. blackman aprroves of their hottness
~a normal meal consists of bbq doritos and a popsicle
~where preparation for putting on the hits starts in september
~there is a compitition to see who can have the shortest, tightest and most ass bearing skirt in the school
~where leaving campus to go to panera is more common than breathing
~where the varsity lax teams beat EVERYONE EVERY year
~and field hockey is second only to nothing
~where the universal away message is "out...call cell"
~no one makes plans on thursday because of the oc
~where popping the collar of a pink ralph lauren polo is not an option.
mvp girl says to sp guy: i cant believe u guys beat loyola again! ur such awesome laxers!!
sp girl says to mvp girl: fuck off u kno u like them better.
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Every-time you are greeted you are asked to tuck your shirt in.
And Fifa 19 is a epic game around here, as people wont stop talking about their drafts.
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Paul Werstiuk is a god among men, the peak of human evolution. If you have this name you must be a pretty big deal.
Yo, did you see Paul Werstiuk literally start flying the other day?
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When a guy is funnier and cooler than the way he act around his friends, he became the main character with you.
Ohh😩 this guy is so nice! He is such a Paul Wesley. I like him better that his friend Damon🤨🙌!
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Paul Rentaris is a young man from Melbourne who has grown famous for having a Inbred and Incest Family. It is not yet known how often he does these activities with his family but it is known that he likes it especially when it is anal with his granddad.
"omg look its the guy with the best jawline ever!"
"The incest greek guy?"
"Yeah Paul Rentaris"
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Paul was one of the apostles of Jesus.
Jones is a very common last name.
Put those two names together and you'll find a being that is not only kind but absolutely loving.
He'll never let you regret dating him and will always surprise you by treating you better than you think you deserve.
He drove you all the back to your hometown. He's such a nice guy, that paul jones.
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