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UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.
I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.
A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.
A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
the Polish people seem pretty worried
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How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"
"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"
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Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
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To run your tongue along the penis when giving head.
Max: Hey weren't you with Jessica last night?
Steve: I sure was!
Max: How was that man?
Steve: The girls doesn't have the best personality but when it comes to "Polishing the Barrel".. She is the best!
When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
to masturbate (for females)
Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.