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When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people
I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party
When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
The most happenin place in town.
I lost my virginity in Ty's pool.
Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!
One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
A derogatory term, used to describe 1) a person who is stupid, socially tone-deaf, or otherwise ambivalent or 2) something that is annoying, frustrating, or otherwise infuriating to someone.
Someone moved them to early break. Which would have been nice if the person who moved them told the person that was coming here at 8 o'clock at night to break them. So I wouldn't be spending over 30 minutes looking for these god damn mother fucking leslie pool cunt of cylinders. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...
After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"